RIFFS 2004
     
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Published March 12, 2004
Mars Bebop Intercept

Just off the inside wire (see authentic Unoffical Space Photo to the left), the monkey scientists at the Monkey Force Academy are getting ready to send a couple of luteheads and fluteheads to the Crazy Crimson Sphere. Dig the proof below:

Estranged Aficionados,

Well it's been a couple of months since The Lord Buckley Reincarnation Ensemble has appeared in public. In a delusional attempt to achieve Vainglory, we have accepted an invitation to perform at the infamous Ammonia Spas in Crater B-19, Mars. Yes, friends, the members of The Lord Buckley Reincarnation Ensemble will be the first humans to set foot on the Red Planet. Our tuxedo will be the first tuxedo on Mars. Our drummer, Sir Kevin, will supply the first goatee on Mars and our Pianist, Prince Charles, will be our official translator because the cat is FROM Mars. According to local custom, the natives will issue to us their famous and technologically superior respirators to get the ball rolling. An elaborate banquet will ensue where we will dine on the roasted parts of our own Rovers. The head Martian, Mr. Mxyzyptlyk, and his Queen, Mr. Mchljksn will then lead us on a tour of their subterranean capitol and Interplanetary Oddity Petting Zoo. We have been assured that security will be tight so that no Mugwumps or Transpecies Hermaphrobots will have an opportunity to spoil the evening. We hope to see you there but if you can't make it, pray for us.
We are out of this world!


Sincerely,
The Lord Buckley Channel.